This story is about a corrupted version of 22 Jump Street, one day a young boy bought 22 Jump street from a man named Jefferson Thou Killah, he was a mysterious man with a creepy-ass face. The kid said, "Lol, nice makeup" to Jefferson Thou Killah. When he got back home, he looked at the box art and noticed something unusual, it looked almost burnt, and it said '69 Jump Street' instead of 22. He showed his parents it after putting it into the DVD Player, his parents started acting weird and the dog was barking at his parents. The movie started, it showed a disturbing picture of one of th actors yelling and whispering "My Name is Jeff" and sometimes "My name is Death" In a demonic sounding voice, there faces covered in blood with satan like eyes. In the next scene there parents started banging on the door, "LIFE IS TIME, AND TIME MEANS ENDLESS" and the next scene started showing pictures of the actors eating candy and what looked like humans, they said "Nice!" Very creepily. After that part his parents barged in with Blood red eyes and blood covered face. And his dad said " Want some cake?" And they threw out the disc and they lived happily ever after... Or did they???? Actually they did.